"It was the 1990s and, y'know, global warming was a really big deal."
On the street last week
"He is a narcissist, but the problem is it's not a very positive narcissism."
Behind me in a cafe 5 minutes ago
"But I have a dog! They can't expect me to [insert any obligation that stands between ego and ego's object]!."
Most people talking into their mobile phones
Aah, the joy of eves-dropping. David Gedge used to use it as the basis for all Wedding Present lyrics. And the great thing about New York is that a solipsist can't accuse you of invading their privacy, as they don't believe you exist. More soon.